First up, John Mayer . . .
and his SoHo digs:
Pros
*He's cute, so we don't give a crap about what his place looks like.
*He thought enough to hire a big name designer (Georgio Armani) to design his digs.
Cons
*Georgio Armani doesn't know d*ck about interior design!
*John couldn't "man up" enough to fire Armani midway through the project.
Next up, John Legend . . .
and his East Village Digs:
Pros
*His sexy voice is pure velvet, so again we don't give a crap about what his place looks like.
*His sexy voice is pure velvet, so again we don't give a crap about what his place looks like.
*His place is truly SPECTACULAR!
Cons
*It's not like he had anything to do with the interior design. He doesn't even own it yet.
*His place is not in SoHo.
Finally, Lenny Kravitz . . .
Finally, Lenny Kravitz . . .
and his SoHo digs:
Pros
*He is cute AND has a sexy voice, so . . . well, you know the drill by now.
*His condo was actually graced by his presence and reportedly had personality at some point in the past.
Cons
*His place matches his album cover! Does that mean Lenny has lost his personality too?
*Any place that can't sell in SEVEN years is jinxed!
*He is cute AND has a sexy voice, so . . . well, you know the drill by now.
*His condo was actually graced by his presence and reportedly had personality at some point in the past.
Cons
*His place matches his album cover! Does that mean Lenny has lost his personality too?
*Any place that can't sell in SEVEN years is jinxed!
Our verdict? We were almost ready to declare this week another three-way tie. But we went back to look at the slideshow of John Legend's place. We were simply blown away by the views and everything else. F*ck SoHo!
Congratulations, John Legend! You have the Celebrity Home of the Week! Ciao!
